Monday, May 16, 2016

413.පසුගිය සතියේ දේශපාලන, ආර්ථික සහ සමාජීය තොරතුරු විග්‍රහය. - Last Weak Politikal, Ekonomik And Social Analayisis


Poto : Colombo Telegraph

I wright this thinking, thinking and thinking and after that. Last year August election I give my like to mister Mahinda. He is our one King. He kill Prabakaran at north laguun. He is very brev man. Our populasion no remember that. Sinhalaya remember two weaks Robet Noks say. Noks also say sinhalaya pool kevum eating giant.

Some say Mahinda bad man took money from country. Sunami money taking they say. Saying that are bad peepal. Mahinda put sunami money in his bank yes. But that was to safeguard it from bad peepal and later give to puver peepal. But before that UNP go to coats. Cheap Judger at that time mister Sarath Silva said mahinda good man no rong done. After Mahinda no president Cheap Judger said he has done wrong releasing Mahinda but no problem no one tuk him seeriyas.

Mahinda's security not army now. Some venereal monks not liking that. They said if not army back 72 hours we going to roads. And also venereal monks give sekurity to Mahinda. Hambantota some venereal yello robes say they remove robes and go and give sekurity to Mahinda. They plan to remove robes near Katunayaka eyarport and go to Yuganda. But Mahinda not very like venereal sekuriti. " What mothers cloth this yello robes…. gods rice eating no? " he says.Somebody hearing told us.

Mahinda's brother Basil is in jail now. During Mahinda was King Basil all buying UNP members. His son Yoshita also in jail. He not Navy now. Removed from Navy. Big son Namal go to coats wearing black court if Basil or Yoshita go to coats. Mahinda is buy a house near coats. Very good. No travelin cost.

Mahinda go Yuganda now. Yuganda president opening serimoney. After Mahinda go there, Yuganda president put his enemy in pesident elekson in jail. Me think Mahinda told put that bugger in jail I also put Sarath Ponseka in jail after win elekson.

Mahinda go to Yuganda in First klass. He talk to goverment and give me money to go Yuganda. Goverment say no money only tiket. So Mahinda talk I want first class tiket. So the Goverment give that. All our tax money. Join opposison say Vat too much. Yes but Vat money go to Mahinda first klass tiket. Butt no problem. Mahinda our king. all kings go first klass. Picture see our king like a tedi bare. All laaf. we also hapi.Our tax money our king laaf and we are hapi.

Sarath Ponseka say in paaliment Gotabaya LTTE bomb is not bomb. It is Gotabaya bomb tell the truth. Gotabaya make his bomb because 50 meters away bomb. If LTTE bomb come very clause.

Venereal Uduwe is coat case for little elipant. It is like this. Venereal Uduwe is very pond of little elipants. Some very very bad man put little eleipant in venereal Uduwe's temple. So Venereal Uduwe give milk and rice and some more to little elipant and keep at the temple. Venereal Uduwe takes big money to Bana talking. So he has big money to give food to little elipant. But UNP came to govermant and take little elipant and put Venereal uduwe in jail. May be my story is not all correct but all same same. Now Venereal Uduwe will have to go jail again. may be he ask for big money to Bana talking to prisoners.

This weak analyisis finish. Next weak analayisis come next weak OK?

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    1. Tank you Helapa. you very very velcumm

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    2. This your very goodest post. You keep write this like and go. Show how bad man is Mahinda all contry people.

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    3. රවි ගෙ ලිපිය කියවනකොට කෙනෙකුට සිතෙන දේ තමා මෙහෙම කිව්වත් අදහස තේරෙනවනෙ කියන එක. මොකටද ග්‍රැමර්. භාෂාවෙ අරමුන අදහස් සන්නිවේදනය නේද.
      නමුත් රවි උත්සාහ කරන්නෙ මෙය හාස්‍ය රසය දනවන යමක් කරන්න වෙන්න ඇති.

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    4. මධ්‍යස්ථ,

      ඇත්තටම මම මේ සටහන් ලිව්වෙ හාස්‍යය දැනවීමට පමණයි.අවුරුද්දකට විතර කලින් මට අහම්බෙන් වගෙ කියවන්නට ලැබුනා මෙහෙම ඉංග්‍රීසි භාෂාව වරද්දමින් හාස්‍යය උත්පාදනය කිරීම උදෙසාම ලියන ඉන්දියන් බ්ලොග් එකක්. ඒක කියවද්දි මට හිතුන මෙහෙම එකක් ලිව්වොත් කොහොම වෙයිද කියල.

      ඊගාවට මෙහෙම ලියවෙන්ට ආසන්නම හේතුව හැලපෙගෙ පහුගිය පෝස්ට් එකට දාපු මේ ශෛලියෙන් ලියවුනු ඇනෝ කමෙන්ට් එකක්.එතනදි ප්‍රා ඇහුව මෙහෙම එකක් ලිව්වොත් මොකද කියල. ඉතිං අර කියනව වගෙ සෙස්ස ඉතිහාසයයි.

      ග්‍රැමර් මොනව උනත් අදහස තේරුම් ගන්න පුලුවන් එක ඇත්ත. ඒත් ඉංග්‍රීසි භාෂාව මේ විදිහට අව්‍යක්තව භාවිතා කලත් කමක් නෑ කියල මම කොහොමවත් අදහස් කරන්නෙ නෑ. මේ සටහන කොහොමවත් එහෙම අදහසකින් කල අත්හදාබැලීමක් නම් නෙවෙයි...හෙහ්,හෙහ්,

      රූපවාහිනිය පටන්ගත්ත කාලෙ ( 1982 අවුරුද්දෙ ) ඉරිද රෑ 8.30 ට ප්‍රචාරය වුනා මයින්ඩ් යුවර් ලැන්වේජ් කියල ඉංග්‍රීසි භාෂාව වරද්දමින් භාවිතා කිරීම තේමාව වුනු හාස්‍යයෝත්පාදක වැඩ සටහනක්. මට මතක විදිහට ඒක නිෂ්පාදනය කලේ බී.බී.සී. එකෙන්. ඒ වැඩසටහනෙන් සරල හාස්‍යයක් ලබාදීම මිසක ඉංග්‍රීසි භාෂාව ඒ විදිහට භාවිතා කලත් කමක් නෑ කියල කොහොමවත් අදහස් වුනේ නෑ.

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    5. නෝ ඇමරිකන් ඉංගිරිස්...
      දෙයාර් ආර් ඔන්ලි ඉංගිරිස් ඇන්ඩ් මිස්ටේක්ස් ඉන් ඉංගිරිස්...

      කිව්වාලු :D

      වැරි ‍ගුඩ් අප්පා මේක

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    6. Randil.

      Thank you..thank you...:)

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    7. Tanks Yu olso Ratathota...:)

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    8. /* ඒක කියවද්දි මට හිතුන මෙහෙම එකක් ලිව්වොත් කොහොම වෙයිද කියල. */

      http://ratathota1.blogspot.com/2016/05/blog-post.html

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  2. I like this riting. this is aver cunt - ry. so we rite aver Engirish. Not Bitis Engiris. Mahinda is over Fader. He is over Moder. He is aver God. God bes siri lanka...

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    1. Maathalan,

      I agri, this is our cunt tree. so must be our inglis. we done evrithin ourway so wayi not inglis our way huh? vat you say?

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  3. Cheap Judger
    ++++++++++++++++++++

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    1. Ano,

      Cheap Judger or vayil goin hom...:)

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  4. thank yu onarabal ravi. yu hav maid vesturn impeeriyalistix rong inglis karekt buy hour kalchur and hour waliyus.

    ven hour kinthumano come bak agen yu vill b maid hour ambasadoor tu ingland.

    inglish vas 1st tort to inglish peepal buy hour grate emparar Ravanaa buy givin lesans prom his ayaakrapt dandu peekok. naw yu kan teech dis profer inglish to inglish peepal agen.

    gord seyw kin !

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    1. Pra,

      Tank yu so mulch. Vhen that Ratathota staated righting rong inglish I thoat of help he. then yu tolk to me Ravi vayi not wright in good inglish and I think ok wright ayi vill wright..so large Tanks again Pra.

      Yers, Emparar Ravana teach inglish to ingland peepal.Grate Ahubudu Sir long time tolk like that. i remember yestaday. I also remember ahubudu Sir give good eggsampel. take that word sex. Vat you thinks the staat of that word. it is a hela centense. සෙළු කයින් හිඳ ක්රීඩාවක් ලෙස කල හැකි ස්ථානෝචිත ක්‍රියාවලියක් වේනම් එය සෙක්ස් නම් වෙයි. that havu The grate Ahubudu sir tolked I remember layik yetaday.

      As respekt to grate Ahubudu Sir I will wright abavut sum mo of his vice diskoveries very very soon. God promis.

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  5. Siri lanka is weri fani kantri .theyar are two kinds of jokars cold baiyo and toiyo.
    Baiyo say eting hoper is too denjeras,wake up with Mara, keyar giv da won kantri and sam things.
    Toiyo say bra is too denjaras,Mara thif Mara thif,we need mo tax to clam previyas wastage and sam things.
    But no wan tri to yanger sistar planting of of kantri .

    පට්ට ! කොහෙ හරි මුල්ටික කමෙන්ට් කරල තියනව දැක්ක:)

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    1. Kasun,

      Tanks...Yers bayiyo olveys Get up with Mara, Go to Toilet with Mara and Drop Boga with Mara....

      First pragraaf I put as a komment in Hepale's blog riplayi to Praa

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  6. Mahinda's brother Basil is in jail now. During Mahinda was King Basil all buying UNP members. His son Yoshita also in jail. He not Navy now. Removed from Navy. Big son Namal go to coats wearing black court if Basil or Yoshita go to coats. Mahinda is buy a house near coats. Very good. No travelin cost......

    hi writer.
    you want to be a comic writer? go ahead. BUT DON'T DAY DREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Who cear this pool man ravi? This pool sat olways tell mahinda take mony, mahinda take mony, mahinda take mony mahinda take mony........more more. But no work do to contri peepal by this shop goin mans govemen. This pool talk good lafe only. This hafe inteligen pool man no want nasion. He want put somthin to stomak and wate lookin up.

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    2. Ano,

      / you want to be a comic writer? go ahead. BUT DON'T DAY DREAMER!!!!!!!!!! /

      You tolk that Mara not buy a house near prison? He would ask the Goverment to give him a lucksari house near Welikada? yers Yu be wright I tink.

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    3. Ano 2,

      Tanks fo yuvar gud analyisis...:)

      Butt tell true I pond of our old king mister Mahinda. I too much like his mustaaach.veri respetabal mustaaach. Mahinda's life istory wrighted by Mahinda Illeperuma tells how this mustaache was existing evan when Mahinda was born.

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  7. [Join opposison say Vat too much. Yes but Vat money go to Mahinda first klass tiket.]

    Ravi you tell wrong. Prai ministar take 600 miliyan two car.
    It too mach, Prast klaas air tikat small. Car mani big very big.
    Poor peepal kolekt 200 miliyan mani buy Pet Skaan.
    This no good no good.
    Wai Ranil two kaar. one kaar ok. He frend LTTE. No peepal coming shoot Ranil. Ranil no need bulat pruuf kaar.
    Money eat no good.

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    1. Ano,

      / Wai Ranil two kaar. one kaar ok./

      Dis da problam with our most popiyulason. Not nolej or small nolej.Yu don't know why prayim minister two cars?

      This bom pruuf kars use too much petrol. So one car Prayim minister go. Other car going behind only drivar. Petrol full tank. Ven front car end petrol stop and take petrol from sekond car to put first car.

      yu see now? no waistage 2 cars. it is nesassari. yu understand no? good tell all peepal abavut this pleeees.

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  8. අනේ මේ, මේකට කාලෙ කාපු එකේ අසෝක ගැන ලිවුවනම් නරකද ?

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    1. She, that Asoka girl is waiting to come Ravi the Chicken Man.

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    2. Kammala,

      Yers, kammala..I know vill wright abavut Asoka I promise, butt yu know vat happended. Yu not bileeve I tell.

      I think yu knowing Prof. Halpe. No…no..not our Helape….Vat pakirinthuva this Helape..I tolk Profsssor Halpe. He is veri good Inglish professor. Very knowledge Yers he dead last weak. I Kudnot go to murdur house..very very sad.. Yes..

      Okay now veri imported part. That Prof. Halpe I know looong time. My waif's klassmete's unkal or something. Okay so this Prof. Halpe olways tolking me " Ravi I very worried abavut englis langwidge in Sri Lanka. After I dye inglis will penis in Sri lanka. so I vill teech yu korrekt inglis. after I dye yu kan staat teach proper inglish"

      I sey " Ok Sir I du mayi best no vorries....So last weak wen professor Dyed I staated righting korrect inglish...you understand nov Kammala brother?

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    3. Aiyo Ravi no drag prof. Halpe into this he he.

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    4. Ravi, when yu com to cuntry ples teah englis to me. I woant rigt a story boks and songs , Now me engis nolage is pore. I woant spek lik sudda.

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    5. kammala,

      Yers, will du that defineetly. I also think of doing a ingleesh klaas. Ingleesh level is veri bad all cuntree. I do klaas. Onli two weaks. Evribody speek inglish like Napoliyan after two weaks. I guarantee. If not Napoliyan haaf moni give back after one iyer.

      I also learning to speek ingleesh in two weaks klass. Our sir also garanteed ingleesh speeking after two weaks. Evribodi who no speek ingleesh he put in a room close door and hit 2 x 2 timber peece until speek ingleesh veri well. All speek ingleesh after one hour. I know this bekose i also learning ingleesh speeking like that. I teach you same kammala bro, No problam at oll.

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  9. This is verry fani.. i laaf mayi aas awut of it. In this okeshan a remember come to mai mayind "prabakaran mister's sukraanu mast cam owt from north laguun and make an pawarful jayant and kill as ol" . it is bettest .This bulsit mast end suun

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    1. Sajja,

      Yu aar velcum. yes lurning korrekt ingleesh is very impotent.

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  10. This fast later good to good. In front of coming all weak long in long to rite. Happy wises! (My English very good no because I check is pale shaker an all wrong made.)

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    1. Ikono,

      Not angri me bro, I speek truth. I think your ingleesh shud improve. yuvar Ikonomiks letters veri good but meni meni my frends told me no understand bekoos not wrightin in korrekt ingleesh. No angree again OK?

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  11. ravi.....why mitter mahinda ugandaa going money you poblem? mythree no toeking, payi minister no toeking ? wy onli yu toeking....yu poblem yu keeping. my poblam my keeplng. mahinda poblam mahinda keeping. any mahinda poblam nekst time no toeking ok ...

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  12. Looks like Ravi madness double!!!

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  13. This artikal rite by govemen shop going pool man. This bladi lyer want lafe lookin Mahinda family in jale. Mahinda Basil namal yoshitha is make poblem to this pool man. He no poblem sambandan vignaswaran evan prabakaran with. This pool hafe intelijen man talk Mahinda contri mony take. He no talk UNP take contri mony bifor mahinda. Dabal tun talk what shit. pool man like you do only joke. Do do punny joke. god bles

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  14. Ravi why you delete my coment. You seeriyesli suferin that tru tell coment. No wory acsept tru i sey. Or keep my coment and you argive me your point taking. You no have bakbone.

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    1. //You no have bakbone.//

      yas yas I agri.

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    2. Ano,

      Vat komment? I no dilieet eni komment.vat the helmet yu tolkin ?

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    3. Ano,

      Yu see? you koment was ispam..not me dilite..now ok no ispam...yu hapi? you hapi I hapi...

      .I no delite no koment..onli no good komments like durti words

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    4. හැලපෙ,
      //You no have bakbone.//
      ඔවු ඉතිං පස්සෙ ඇටයක් අඩු කට්ටිය තමයි... නෑ එක්කොත් ඕන නෑ.

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    5. Aruna,

      Sri lanka government give Mahinda only going tiket to Yuganda. I happi thinking he stay there not come bak. But that pakirinthuva cum bak taking retutn tiket his moni. I not hapi that is wayi I tolking

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  15. Wondeful Ravi it wondeful. You write this very good points show. Write like this more more. Mahinda people no like this kind things show to contry. Becase they want theef protect work. Good hit to racism people too your post.Reyaly I aprecate you do work. Dont afrade to mahinda suport peoples wron talks. They only fool racism.

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    1. ඔහේ තමයි මේ වලවෙට්ටුවගෙ මොළේ නරක් කළේ. හිටගෙන.

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    2. ප්‍රසන්න....මූ නෙමෙයි බං..ඔය හැලපයා තමයි රවියට ඔය පිස්සු පෙත්ත කටට දැම්මේ මුට රවි උත්තර දෙයි කියලා. ඒදා ඉඳන් රවියට ගල් බනිස්. බොසාත් ඇහුවලු මෙහෙමද යකෝ රිපෝට්ස් ලියන්නේ කියලා.

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    3. Nothin wory there. What wrong this? Who walawetuwa?

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    4. ///Who walawetuwa?///

      its Ravi's sir name...

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    5. Ratathota Wisthara,
      ya ya, I know no wrong is here.

      ලොකු පුතා‍,
      හැක්.. හැක්..

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    6. Ya Ya Come Ratathota wisthara my blog see. I welcome yoy all there.

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  16. This artikal veri good to impruu my English noledge.. I dont like political. But rawi write political very interesting. ano comment people also very criyetive. I am waiting to next week to read the this week political like this here. Well done Ravi shab..

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    1. Come to my blog also you can do it. Please come there too.

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    2. Yes. Off corse. I was go there. Veri importance. Thankiyu Mr. Thota.

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    3. //noledge// බිග් ස්පෙලින්ග්ස් මිස්ටෑක්...!
      ඇන්ඩ් වට් ද හෙල් දැට් d ඩුයිං ඔවර් දෙයාර්?

      nolege ලියහං සියපාරක් පුරුදු වෙන්නත් එක්ක :D

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    4. Yas madem. I vill. Thankiyu fore pigaring awut that.

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  17. මේ රවී අයිය කියන කුණුහරුපයක් සිංහලෙන් කිවුවොත් නරකද, අපේ සිංහ ලෑ ටීම් එකෙන් කන්නද ඕන. අපි රෙදි ගලෝගෙන හරි සිංහයගෙ කඩුව වෙනුවෙන් කැපවෙනව. හැක්...

    This comment is sponsored by சந்ச்தா ගල්. හැක්..

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  18. cunt right. penis broken. (ලියන්ට බෑ. පෑන කැඩිලා)

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  19. hek hek. readed evrythin. very punny. these days bushy days. little time blog reading.

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  20. රවිය මාර පොරනෙ බලාගෙන ගියාම. මම මුලින්ම මේක දැකල තක්කු මුක්කු වුනා. මේක නියම නිර්මානශීලී දෙයක්. මේකෙ යහපතක් තියනව. ඉංග්‍රීසියට වන්දනාමාන කරන යටත් විජිත මානසිකත්වයෙ ඉන්න සමහරුන් නිසා අපේ වැඩි දෙනෙක් දන්න ඉංග්‍රීසියක්වත් කියාගන්න බයයි. මට මතකයි බොහොම ප්‍රසිද්ධ කෙනෙක් කිව්ව එයා ඇමරිකාව එංගලන්තෙ ඔය හැම රටකම ගියත් ඉංග්‍රීසි කතා කරන්න බය වුනේ ලංකාවේදි කියල. ඇත්තටම ඉංග්‍රීසි කියන්නෙ තවත් එක භාෂාවක් විතරයි. පූජා තෝටමයක් නෙමෙයි.
    අපේ සිංහල කොයි තරම් වරදිනවද නමුත් ඒ ගැන කවුරුත් කතා කරන්නෙ නෑනෙ.

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    2. Yas. Yas. Thankiyu to Mr. Thota for misplacing our fear tolking English.

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    3. ලොකු පුතා,

      ඔබ හරි පූර්ණ ගෞරවය හිමිවෙන්න ඕන රටතොට විස්තරට. ....:)

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  21. this artikal gud artikal..me like wen u say wat helmet u tokin...me liv welikada..kan giw me haus to mara but nid big rent..

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  22. මාත් පැරකුම් ජයසිංහගේ ඉංග්‍රීසි ක්ලාස් එකට යන්න ඉන්නේ. එතකොට ශුවර් එකටම මටත් මේ වගේ හොඳ ඉංග්‍රීසි බ්ලොග් එකක් ලියන්න පුළුවන් වෙයි.

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    1. yes yes go go. you can lern english level top clas. becauce para is best english teecher all cancer tropic. go go today from go. good luk

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  23. Good Blast Mr. Ravi Good Blast :D

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    1. good blast to us. why dont you translate ananyaa krish lav hutapataya. betar than this kolam. my hed hurt trying to read this..

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  24. you Ravi sleep are u. where is reply forr comments.

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  25. misteres Ravi. I can rite not this gud engilish. But i kno it is good not for new post by very soon.. I sea yoo thinked rite to a post at nest weak.. it is rong misters hak hak

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  26. wot an ass of an artikal. ela bonga ravi. u r de man posting dat englis koments in our bloks den?

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  27. Ravi this very well sitting. you to this like writing came how? success become !!!!

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  28. Mr Ravi, always i try to read your article in this blog. because i would make effort to learn English from you too. And every where which i see, people who I met,etc... I try to learn...because I have no more time to..if I couldn't understand what you write I read your article....i am English learner, that's why i commented from pure English(tried to write only spelling correctly) of your blog.

    but this type of writing is very appealing

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